You can never be too careful about the little hidden unhealthy extras in the food you are served – even at surpisingly swanky parties. Roll the safety film, Rufus!
Friday Night is usually Health & Safety Film Night here at Comma And. Introduced by Professor Mal Archaic…. “Hello, sports fans. Tonight: a rather distressing film showing what can transpire when the dinner party seats are not all the correct height. Roll the film, Rufus!”
If you make a mistake, continue with grace and charm – people may not notice the faux pas.