“Pregnant is the opposite of being a suicide bomber, it’s like being a life bomber, you waddle into an enclosed space and shout: “Don’t move, do exactly what I say, or I’ll produce more bodies.” ” – A A Gill

This outstanding and memorable quote comes from a Sunday Times food review by the food critic A A Gill.  It was so well written that I kept the pages, while ditching the newspaper.  And have now come upon it in the pile of papers I am currently attempting to reduce.