Our Lighter Fridays posts on this blog have been concerned with health and safety protocol – but what IF a fire has already broken out?  Simply deal with the matter in the calm and orderly way of an IT professional.  Moss, a programmer, will now demonstrate in this Channel 4 safety film:

Notice the need to preserve net etiquette with a politely worded email – as we all know, because email doesn’t include the usual facial clues of face-to-face conversation, it can be difficult to communicate clearly.

How else could Moss have worded the email?