Yes, Patrons, in 2018, back without popular demand: Friday night is Health and Safety Film Night at this particular blog circus tent.
Tonight’s lecture subject is: “Easy Money”. Yes, that’s “Easy Money”. See, I even said the word “money” quite simply. It’s easy. But not so simple to pick up. Roll the cinefilm, Beowulf, there’s a lamb.
The obvious lesson here, lecturees, is to adjust your expectations to lower levels. This particular safety film has inadvisedly been mal-labelled as: “One of the funniest Comedy Sketches of all time.” No good can come of this. Expectations are automatically set at the stratosphere; it is mildly amusing. Be on the lookout for such misleading trade descriptions.
That is all for now, tune in next Friday for the next lifesaving (potentially) Health and Safety Film!