Good evening! Professor Mal Archaic here, and once again we find ourselves, do we not, at the Friday jamboree called “Health and Safety Film Night” at the ,& club.
Tonight, I address you on the rather important issue of standardisation of sports equipment. Without this, it is not a level playing field. A hockey match can be a disaster. It’s simply not cricket. As evidence, I offer up this 1950s sports coach film, made on location at St Trinians school for young ladies…. See if you can spot the nonstandard sports equipment…. ROLL the film, Rufus!