for the frighteningly well-organized, who already have Christmas sewn up and are itching to buy New Year presents for friends with a relaxed sense of humour who are not easily offended (and I realise this may be quite a small market)….. this may be a cheery gift to give:

It is available for £11.95 (plus shipping) from this Etsy supplier (“DoodleAlleyUK)

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/269026909/plate-hand-painted-funny-quote-dieting?ref=market

The same maker provides a wide range of humorously written on mugs – as well as cutsie pie wedding presents.  If you’re into that sort of thing.  And, more importantly, if the groom and bride you’re buying for are also into that sort of thing.

I have no idea why my career as a personal shopper never took off.  I think lacking the flattery gene has held me back.