Do you feel held back by lack of impressive wording in documents at work? Has it always been your desire to obfuscate and make unintelligible statements?
Look no further – the Plain English Campaign have rigged up a free Gobbledygook generator. Reader, it works. I tried it and came up with:
Our exploratory research points to optional transitional concepts.
… which says nothing and promises less.
And don’t forget the insight that:
Forward-looking companies invest in regenerated logistical alignment.
Surely it can only be a matter of time until these phrases are found in Christmas crackers, as howlers?
One more:
The solution can only be total transitional paradigm shifts.
You can head on over to the Plain English website and have a go at this yourself easily:
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