Do you feel held back by lack of impressive wording in documents at work?  Has it always been your desire to obfuscate and make unintelligible statements?

Look no further – the Plain English Campaign have rigged up a free Gobbledygook generator.  Reader, it works.  I tried it and came up with:

Our exploratory research points to optional transitional concepts.

… which says nothing and promises less.

And don’t forget the insight that:

Forward-looking companies invest in regenerated logistical alignment.

Surely it can only be a matter of time until these phrases are found in Christmas crackers, as howlers?

One more:

The solution can only be total transitional paradigm shifts.

You can head on over to the Plain English website and have a go at this yourself easily:

http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/gobbledygook-generator.html