Management speak spoke here

Do you feel held back by lack of impressive wording in documents at work?  Has it always been your desire to obfuscate and make unintelligible statements?

 

Look no further – the Plain English Campaign have rigged up a free Gobbledygook generator.  Reader, it works.  I tried it and came up with:

Our exploratory research points to optional transitional concepts.

… which says nothing and promises less.

And don’t forget the insight that:

Forward-looking companies invest in regenerated logistical alignment.

Surely it can only be a matter of time until these phrases are found in Christmas crackers, as howlers?

One more:

The solution can only be total transitional paradigm shifts.

 

You can head on over to the Plain English website and have a go at this yourself easily:

http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/gobbledygook-generator.html

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