And in closing….

the funny and absurd humorous BBC Radio programme “I’m sorry I haven’t a clue” has got a unique way to sign off at the end of the programme – here are a few:

“Well with Mickey Mouse’s hand pointing upwards and Goofy’s tail pointing downwards……   I realize that my watch is not a Rolex”

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“Well as the burnished chariot of fate is wheelclamped by the the traffic warden of eternity….”

“… and so, as the frisky tomcat of fate confronts the scalpel of destiny and the precious natural woodland of time meets the motorway extension of eternity…”

“… and so, as the still-warm seat of eternity is lifted by the charlady of time, before she brandishes aloft the Toilet Duck of destiny….”

“and so, Ladies and Gentlemen, as the Steve Davis of time clambers over the table of eternity to reach another red, and the wine waiter of destiny asks him to leave the restaurant…”


(all these and more at the website


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