Friday Night is Health & Safety Film Night: Gorillas with guns

On Friday evenings at ,&, we let down our hair, loosen our stays and generally relax with a bowl of popcorn, and a Health & Safety Film introduced by our very serious Film Selector, Professor Mal Archaic.  Here he is with the latest warning.

Professor Mal Archaic: Greetings, fellow survivors of the twenty-first century.  Not enough has been said about the importance of gun control with pets and trained animals.  We steel ourselves tonight for a display of potential danger with those brave Safety Inspectors, Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy.

Roll the tape, Rufus!  Bring me my smelling salts, Beowulf!

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