On Friday evenings at ,&, we let down our hair, loosen our stays and generally relax with a bowl of popcorn, and a Health & Safety Film introduced by our very serious Film Selector, Professor Mal Archaic. Here he is with the latest warning.
Professor Mal Archaic: Greetings, fellow survivors of the twenty-first century. Not enough has been said about the importance of gun control with pets and trained animals. We steel ourselves tonight for a display of potential danger with those brave Safety Inspectors, Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy.
Roll the tape, Rufus! Bring me my smelling salts, Beowulf!