Shop non-assistants

“Now I’m turning my head away from you as you’ve taken 30 seconds of my life that I’ll never get back.” According to this skit, men have equal opportunities with women to receive the rough edge of condescension from clothing shop assistants, in Jeffrey’s, as featured in Saturday Night Live. If you have ever wondered …

Beachcomber

If you, like me, enjoy the crazy imaginings of Eddie Izzard and Spike Milligan, then check out their predecessor, the fallen out of fashion “Beachcomber” - pen name of J B Morton. Occasionally on rerun (original 1989) episodes of "Beachcomber" can pop up on my favourite radio station, BBC i-Player, snippets are  led by that old …