Professor Mal Archaic: (dry, academic cough) “Excuse me. I take my role as lecturer on Health and Safety upon this Blog, on the Friday evenings quite seriously. This work is so vital that I am mystified as to why we do not have such films running every weeknight. Anyhow. Enough about me and my superbly humble yet crucial presentations.
Tonight, I bring you a very short but telling excerpt from the need for correct seating to be made clear to all participants at functions. Here, we see how it all goes quite quite wrong at even a British Royal Event: “The Royal Variety Performance” of 2013. Please bear this in mind when arranging work events and functions involving celebrities.
Roll the tape, Rufus!